Better Man

A couple of hours ago, Dad & Jo were on their way home. They called me AGAIN. (I think I got 10 calls from them, seriously!)

Ring ring...

T: "What NOW?"
Dad: "T, what do you call a child born out of wedlock?"
T: "I don't know what you are looking for, bastard, illigetimate"
Dad: "That's what I told Jo."
Jo: "Its some word, then child. You called friend on of these before."
Dad: "Do you have a clue what she's talking about?"
T: "No...."
Jo: "Go look it up."

The word Jo was looking for was LOVE CHILD. I live with nut cases!