Never!

No one should ever be allowed a day off work. NEVER! Jess is off today, to go on a field trip with her daugher. How silly of her. How dare her use the time off that she has earned. Every single day that she has been off, my office has been out of control! I like being busy but I like being able to breathe and pee every now and then.

Next year, every day that Jess takes off, I'm either taking off too, or calling in sick! Hell, give this company a choice and no one would ever be allow off, not even to pee.